The goods are out on Sarah Palin's new book, Going Rogue: An American Life, and guess what? She didn't get along all that well with John McCain's campaign staff. Let's hope there's newer, juicier stuff in it than that. Otherwise, you'd have no reason to buy Palin's memoir from my Sarah Palin Sex Tapes Online Store, where it is on sale for the outrageously low price of $9.

We can't have that.

There are a few interesting tidbits in the parts of Palin's book that have leaked. For instance, she says she granted Katie Couric the famous interview that helped define Palin to the voting public as a dimwit because she felt sorry for the newswoman — she'd heard Couric suffered from low self esteem.

And Palin complains that the McCain campaign stuck her with the $500,000 attorney bill from the vetting process. (No wonder the poor woman had the leave the governor's office to go out and make big bucks.) The campaign would've covered the cost of vetting her, Palin says she was told, if she and McCain had won.

Palin has started her media blitz to promote the book in earnest, spending this week in New York taping interviews. She even taped an interview on Thursday with Obama-pal Oprah Winfrey that's set to air Monday.

Maybe she felt sorry for Oprah, too.